"I Choose You to Die" is an original song performed by Starbomb, and is a part of the album of the same name. It is a parody of the Pokemon series. There is no accompanying music video to the song.
Lyrics
Yeah Yeah, yeah Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party Gotta catch 'em all! Smell my balls! Yo, what up bitch? I'ma tell you a tale 'Bout how Ash Ketchum Got his ass sent to jail Beat the Elite Four Won the tournament war But he just couldn't get The same rush as before Fat and depressed, His life had gone south So he turned to Pikachu And then he punched him in the Meowth He felt so alive, He felt so real He beat all his Pokemon With his fists of Registeel He got arrested For domestic violence It was a crazy motherfucking Cacturne of events He said that Pika's bruises Happened on the stairs when he fell The cops said "Granbull-shit!" And threw that bitch in a cell Rock on! This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon Gone wrong, gone wrong That's right! This shit is tight When Egoraptor's at the mic Bitch Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive His lawyer ran in what a big state trooper Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper "It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail!" So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped Ash was Chandelured into his deadly trap Pika pulled out a gun, and then he said with a cry "Suck a yellow dick, bro! I choose you... to die!" "Don't do it!" yelled Ash, "you know I got your back!" But Pika pulled the trigger, and shot him twice in the sack. Holy fuck! I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts Spoiler: it sucks And oh Squirtle! Gotta catch 'em all! But they might just ruin your balls And poor Misty! Again and Agengar She'll have Ghastly screams That Haunter dreams, But you want more! And if you don't We'll beat your ass Til it's Bulbasaur Yeah! Pokemon