Changes: I Choose You to Die

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"I Choose You to Die"

General information
Released	December 17, 2013
Recorded
Genre
Length	1:59
Label
Writer(s)
Producer(s)
Album	Starbomb
Previous	Current	Next
N/A	I Choose You to Die	Luigi's Ballad
Music video

"I Choose You to Die" is an original song performed by Starbomb, and is a part of the album of the same name. It is a parody of the Pokemon series and has no accompanying music video.

Lyrics[]

Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party
Gotta catch 'em all!
Smell my balls!

Yo, what up bitch?
I'ma tell you a tale
'Bout how Ash Ketchum
Got his ass sent to jail

Beat the Elite Four
Won the tournament war
But he just couldn't get
The same rush as before

Fat and depressed,
His life had gone south
So he turned to Pikachu
And then he punched him in the Meowth

He felt so alive,
He felt so real
He beat all his Pokemon
With his fists of Registeel

He got arrested
For domestic violence
It was a crazy motherfucking
Cacturne of events

He said that Pika's bruises
Happened on the stairs when he fell
The cops said "Granbull-shit!"
And threw that bitch in a cell

Rock on!
This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon
Gone wrong, gone wrong
That's right!
This shit is tight
When Egoraptor's at the mic
Bitch

Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived
He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive
His lawyer ran in what a big state trooper
Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper
"It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail!"
So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail
But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped
Ash was Chandelured into his deadly trap
Pika pulled out a gun, and then he said with a cry
"Suck a yellow dick, bro! I choose you... to die!"
"Don't do it!" yelled Ash, "you know I got your back!"
But Pika pulled the trigger, and shot him twice in the sack.

Holy fuck!
I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts
Spoiler: it sucks
And oh Squirtle!
Gotta catch 'em all!
But they might just ruin your balls
And poor Misty!
Again and Agengar
She'll have Ghastly screams
That Haunter dreams,
But you want more!
And if you don't
We'll beat your ass
Til it's Bulbasaur

Yeah!
Pokemon

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-|Description = '''"I Choose You to Die"''' is an original song performed by [[Starbomb]], and is a part of the [[Starbomb (album)|album of the same name]]. It is a parody of the ''Pokemon'' series. There is no accompanying music video to the song.}}
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- Yeah, yeah
+|released=December 17, 2013
- Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party
+|length=1:59
- Gotta catch 'em all!
+|previous=N/A
- Smell my balls!
+|current=''I Choose You to Die''
+|next=''[[Luigi's Ballad]]''
- Yo, what up bitch?
+|video=Starbomb - FULL ALBUM (Official)
- I'ma tell you a tale
+|video size=300px}}'''"I Choose You to Die"''' is an original song performed by [[Starbomb]], and is a part of the [[Starbomb (album)|album of the same name]]. It is a parody of the ''Pokemon'' series and has no accompanying music video.
- 'Bout how Ash Ketchum
+==Lyrics==
- Got his ass sent to jail
+''Yeah''<br />
+''Yeah, yeah''<br />
- Beat the Elite Four
+''Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party''<br />
- Won the tournament war
+''Gotta catch 'em all!''<br />
- But he just couldn't get
+''Smell my balls!''<br />
- The same rush as before
+''Yo, what up bitch?''<br />
- Fat and depressed,
+''I'ma tell you a tale''<br />
- His life had gone south
+'''Bout how Ash Ketchum''<br />
- So he turned to Pikachu
+''Got his ass sent to jail''<br />
- And then he punched him in the Meowth
+''Beat the Elite Four''<br />
- He felt so alive,
+''Won the tournament war''<br />
- He felt so real
+''But he just couldn't get''<br />
- He beat all his Pokemon
+''The same rush as before''<br />
- With his fists of Registeel
+''Fat and depressed,''<br />
- He got arrested
+''His life had gone south''<br />
- For domestic violence
+''So he turned to Pikachu''<br />
- It was a crazy motherfucking
+''And then he punched him in the Meowth''<br />
- Cacturne of events
- He said that Pika's bruises
+''He felt so alive,''<br />
+''He felt so real''<br />
- Happened on the stairs when he fell
+''He beat all his Pokemon''<br />
- The cops said "Granbull-shit!"
+''With his fists of Registeel''<br />
- And threw that bitch in a cell
+''He got arrested''<br />
- Rock on!
+''For domestic violence''<br />
- This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon
+''It was a crazy motherfucking''<br />
- Gone wrong, gone wrong
+''Cacturne of events''<br />
- That's right!
- This shit is tight
+''He said that Pika's bruises''<br />
- When Egoraptor's at the mic
+''Happened on the stairs when he fell''<br />
- Bitch
+''The cops said "Granbull-shit!"''<br />
+''And threw that bitch in a cell''<br />
- Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived
- He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive
+''Rock on!''<br />
- His lawyer ran in what a big state trooper
+''This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon''<br />
- Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper
+''Gone wrong, gone wrong''<br />
+''That's right!''<br />
- "It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail!"
+''This shit is tight''<br />
- So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail
+''When Egoraptor's at the mic''<br />
- But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped
+''Bitch''<br />
- Ash was Chandelured into his deadly trap
+''Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived''<br />
- Pika pulled out a gun, and then he said with a cry
+''He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive''<br />
- "Suck a yellow dick, bro! I choose you... to die!"
+''His lawyer ran in what a big state trooper''<br />
- "Don't do it!" yelled Ash, "you know I got your back!"
+''Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper''<br />
- But Pika pulled the trigger, and shot him twice in the sack.
+''"It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail!"''<br />
+''So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail''<br />
- Holy fuck!
+''But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped''<br />
- I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts
+''Ash was Chandelured into his deadly trap''<br />
- Spoiler: it sucks
+''Pika pulled out a gun, and then he said with a cry''<br />
- And oh Squirtle!
+''"Suck a yellow dick, bro! I choose you... to die!"''<br />
- Gotta catch 'em all!
+''"Don't do it!" yelled Ash, "you know I got your back!"''<br />
- But they might just ruin your balls
+''But Pika pulled the trigger, and shot him twice in the sack.''<br />
- And poor Misty!
- Again and Agengar
+''Holy fuck!''<br />
- She'll have Ghastly screams
+''I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts''<br />
- That Haunter dreams,
+''Spoiler: it sucks''<br />
- But you want more!
- And if you don't
+''And oh Squirtle!''<br />
+''Gotta catch 'em all!''<br />
- We'll beat your ass
+''But they might just ruin your balls''<br />
- Til it's Bulbasaur
+''And poor Misty!''<br />
+''Again and Agengar''<br />
- Yeah!
+''She'll have Ghastly screams''<br />
- Pokemon
+''That Haunter dreams,''<br />
+''But you want more!''<br />
+''And if you don't''<br />
+''We'll beat your ass''<br />
+''Til it's Bulbasaur''<br />
+''Yeah!''<br />
+''Pokemon''<br />
 [[Category:Songs]]
+[[Category:Starbomb (album)]]