I Choose You to Die

"I Choose You to Die" is an original song performed by Starbomb, and is a part of the album of the same name. It is a parody of the Pokemon series and has no accompanying music video.

Lyrics
Yeah

Yeah, yeah

Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party

Gotta catch 'em all!

Smell my balls!

Yo, what up bitch?

I'ma tell you a tale

'Bout how Ash Ketchum

Got his ass sent to jail

Beat the Elite Four

Won the tournament war

But he just couldn't get

The same rush as before

Fat and depressed,

His life had gone south

So he turned to Pikachu

And then he punched him in the Meowth

He felt so alive,

He felt so real

He beat all his Pokemon

With his fists of Registeel

He got arrested

For domestic violence

It was a crazy motherfucking

Cacturne of events

He said that Pika's bruises

Happened on the stairs when he fell

The cops said "Granbull-shit!"

And threw that bitch in a cell

Rock on!

This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon

Gone wrong, gone wrong

That's right!

This shit is tight

When Egoraptor's at the mic

Bitch

Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived

He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive

His lawyer ran in what a big state trooper

Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper

"It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail!"

So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail

But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped

Ash was Chandelured into his deadly trap

Pika pulled out a gun, and then he said with a cry

"Suck a yellow dick, bro! I choose you... to die!"

''"Don't do it!" yelled Ash, "you know I got your back!"''

But Pika pulled the trigger, and shot him twice in the sack.

Holy fuck!

I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts

Spoiler: it sucks

And oh Squirtle!

Gotta catch 'em all!

But they might just ruin your balls

And poor Misty!

Again and Agengar

She'll have Ghastly screams

That Haunter dreams,

But you want more!

And if you don't

We'll beat your ass

Til it's Bulbasaur

Yeah!

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