It's Dangerous to Go Alone

"It's Dangerous to Go Alone" is an original song performed by Starbomb, and is a part of the album of the same name. It is a parody of the The Legend of Zelda series and has an accompanying music video animated by Joel C.

Lyrics
Link:

Hey

Heh

Alright

Yeah

Aww yeah

My name is Link, y'all

I'm straight outta Hyrule

Been on the force of good

Since 1986 - old school

I'm bringing you a laid back

Summertime jam

Old Man:

Hold on a minute, Link!

Link:

Hey, what's up, Old Man?

Old Man:

I see that you're embarking

On another epic quest

You're gonna use your ocarina

To rescue the Princess

But you'll need a magic weapon

That'll never ever miss

It's dangerous to go alone

Take this

Link:

Thanks, Old Man!

That is really very nice,

I can always count on you

For help and friendly advice

Though I've never seen a sword

Of quite that shape or size

Oh god that's not a sword!

It's your dick in disguise

Old Man:

Yes, I can't lie

I have pained my shween

Now grab your destiny

If you know what I mean

Wait a minute, Link

Don't leave the cave

Where do you think you're going?

This is a great chance

To fondle old scrotum

That you're blowing!

Link:

That was weird

But whatever

There is no time to lose

I've got to warp right now to Zelda

In this chilled out groove

Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair

I'm in Liberty City

This place looks just like Philadelphia

But even more shitty

I'm at the corner of Dead Cop

And Prostitute Junction

Something in my ocarina must have

Gone and malfunctioned

I gotta fix it quickly

There is justice to do!

Old Man:

Hold on a minute, Link

Link:

Old Man, is that you?

Old Man:

This is a place you can't survive

With just your sword and your wits

It's dangerous to go alone

Take this!

Link:

Well that's really kind of-

Gah!

That's your wrinkled dick again!

Look I know I wear a tunic

But I'm not into men!

Old Man:

Don't be that way, bitch

Let me introduce you

To my three best friends

Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew

If you see the Princess Zelda

Well, you knows your gonna grab her

So why don't you try to come grab

My inflatable poo jabber

Link:

Oh my god!

I gotta warp out of here

Princess Zelda awaits

I must defeat Ganondorf

Before it gets too late

Ok, now I really

Don't know where I am...

Old Man:

Hold on a minute, Link!

Link:

Goddammit, Old Man!

Old Man:

You're in Raccoon City

It's a zombie abyss

It's dangerous to go alone

Take-

Link:

No!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

I'm not giving you a-

I'm not touching your ween!

Stop the chilled out groove!

Jeez

I come in here

You tell me you've got

A wee wee weapon!

It's not cool! Not gonna touch it!

I'm not gonna-

No!

Old Man:

So is that "no" on the handjob or?

Ok