Luigi's Ballad

"Luigi's Ballad" is an original song performed by Starbomb, and is a part of the album of the same name. It is a parody of the Mario series and has an accompanying music video animated by Egoraptor.

Lyrics
Luigi:

Princess Peach,

Won't you listen to my speech?

I don't have any stars

Of invincibility

But you're the brightest star

In the sky tonight for me

I'm your Luigi

Mario:

What up bitch?

I got a 1-up bitch!

What's inside the question block?

It's my dick!

I's a-me-a-Mario

I'm more Italian than pastrami

I'll take you by the peaches

And give you the hard salami

I saved you from dragons

And evil Boos that are spooky

Must I be a raccoon

To get inside your tanooki?

I will mount you like Yoshi

And show you things you've never seen

My mushroom's now mega

If you know what I mean

So suck it!

Luigi:

Mario,

You always do this shit

I like a girl

And then you ruin it

By yelling stuff

About your dick

''Until they go away

Peach: Hey Luigi, It's okay

That Mario's a bit risque

Just tell me what you need to say

Please don't be afraid

Luigi:

Oh princess,

It means so much for me

To hear you say that

The only thing I've ever

Wanted to tell you is that

Goddammit!

Mario:

I'm here to pleasure that ass

I'd like to go first Princess

But I always come last

And you say we'll get together

But I'm jacking off alone

Koopa Troopa skeletons

Aren't the only Dry Bones

I am tired of your runaround

It's such a fucking hassle

I go through shit and then you're in

Another fucking castle!

You gotta think about it?

Well I don't believe the hype

You'll have a lot of time to think

When you are smoking on my Warp Pipe

Peach:

O.M.G.

I can't decide

On which of you should be the guy

To take me on a mustache ride

That'll redefine my life

Luigi & Peach:

I'm ready to give love a shot

It's not about how many coins you've got

I just know I like you a lot

Mario:

Yo sluts, check out my yacht!

Luigi:

Let me take you on a magic kart ride

Mario:

I'll bust off your balloons

When I smack your backside

Luigi:

We'll have such fun,

I'll bring my friends along

Mario:

I'll kick that Donkey Kong

Right in his konkey dong

Come on, Peach

It's time to make your choice

I'm the only plumber

That can make your boobies rejoice

Green lanky-ass brother

Ain't got shit on me

It's time to live out our story

Of the princess an the pea-nis

So, who's it gonna be, Princess?

Peach:

I choose... Toad

Mario & Luigi:

Toad?!

Peach:

Well, his whole body's shaped like a dick

Mario & Luigi:

Ooooh

Oh yeah

Mmmm

Ok

Yeah, definitely

Mushrooms look like dicks